An Unfortunate meme

I saw this on Monique's blog and thought I'd have a go.

The how to is really simple, go to Google and type in unfortunately followed by your name and see what comes up.

This is what I got

• has spent much of her youth having to apologize to half of the world for her childish tantrums.
• was forced to withdraw from the Bank of the West Classic that started this week as she still suffers from her knee injury
• never saw her kidnappers, so they remain at large.
• appeared to be as slack in her attitude to check-in times as she was in her approach to dressing properly.
• suffered an overwhelming illness in 1996 which put a stop to business and forced the suspension of mining operations at the Rogerley mines
• may have already shocked people a little too much.
• doesn't actually have any real friends
• won't face felony grand theft charges because Los Angeles prosecutors can't prove the case